Employee gets even with stingy boss after he refuses to allow employees to ask for replacement pens if they lost theirs: 'You had to turn in [your] old out-of-ink pen to get another'

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  • "One more pen"

    Mature businessman in a gray suit sits at a desk in the office.
  • My boss was so stingy--I swear this is true--that on your first day of work, you were given one pen. When you needed a replacement, you had to turn in the old, out-of- ink pen to get another. If you lost it, tough. You had to replace it.
  • Most employees just rolled their eyes and bought their own pens. Not me. I can be as petty as I need to be.
  • I started collecting free giveaway pens for work. Joe's bail bonds? My new work pen. Jack's gentlemen club (complete with t less stri New work pen. er imprint)?
  • My boss would give me The Look when I used that pen in front of a customer, but he didn't break. Eventually, I had a container of those pens on my desk. They started to disappear. A few at a time, and only the most offensive ones.
  • After thinking about it for a few days, I decided pens were important. My boss said so. You must keep track of your pen because it would not be replaced.
  • So every time a pen went missing, I made a big stink. "Have you seen my str_er pen? Somebody took it. I have to find it!" I looked through all the desks. I complained to everyone: my boss, my co-workers, the customers.
  • One day I came to work and every employee had a pack of new pens on their desk.
  • A white office table topped with papers, pens, and a plant.
  • xshinysoulx • 9h ago . I never thought I'd say this but I feel lucky to work in an office with a stationary cupboard. Bravo to you!
  • vampyrewolf • 8h ago Worked in a telecom OEM 2006-2010 that had an office supply cupboard, only rule was to be conscious of what you took out and let someone know when the last package was opened.
  • That place was horrible for pen theft. You could leave your wallet, cellphone, keys, mp3 player... out on your desk,
  • no concerns. But a pen was gone if you went to get a coffee, but only the cheap ones. Something as simple as a Zebra 301 was safe. My Fisher Bullet was perfectly fine.
  • I ended up buying a package of Bic pens that I tossed in a drawer, that was fine. Nobody took those because it wasn't open to use.
  • I ended up with a bag of free pens from the wild, still have a handful that all take the Fisher refill.

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